The Copy Beast Experience

Unleash your inner word slayer and conquer your copy demons.

With a ferocious blend of copy audit, skill up (I'll teach you the 10 commandments of developing copy for ANYTHING you do), and mentorship, you’ll learn to write words to enchant your dreamies and leave your competition in the shadows.

Choose to go Mini Beast with a 1-off session, or upgrade to a 4-week slay stay where I’ll watch over your words as you learn how to wield your new money-saving skill.

So, you’ve been battling your own copy monsters.

No small feat, my friend.

But now you’re exhausted from all that word carnage. 

You’re looking around for some backup - ‘coz the fight’s not over, and you want your words to slay.

Time to get razor-sharp feedback on your copy.

Because when you know how to write in a way that reflects your brand’s unique badassery, 

how to clearly and confidently beckon your dreamies with powerful, you-sounding words,

the bank-making games can really begin.

After Robyn’s [Copy Beast Experience] we have a much clearer picture of what we need to add and adjust when it comes to our website copy. We also learned a lot about copywriting in general. Be prepared to dig deep into the foundations of your brand or business as this is the heart of your copy. Robyn will weave it all together so your copy does exactly what it needs to.

Davey + Daphnah | The Eco Helper

My feedback covers:

Readability/flow

If your copy is clunky or hard to read, chances are your people aren’t going to stick around to get juiced about what you’re selling.

Tone of voice/consistency

Wanna build an ever-lasting [read: Bangel-level] connection with your dreamies? The words you use and how you arrange ‘em on a page are what keeps them reading long enough to buy.

Ethical copy principles

Rest easy knowing your words aren’t giving off sleazy salesman vibes. I’ll check for any shady uses of shame, guilt, and manipulation, too. Because no one wants to read copy that brings the “ick-factor”.

Brand messaging evaluation

When your messaging slays, the hardest part is over. Woo your dreamies with a killer message that keeps them feeling seen, heard, and understood.

User experience & buyer’s journey

Sometimes all you need is that outside perspective to better understand how your marketing and online presence is tasting to your dream people.

Then it’s time to SLAY

We’ll meet for 60 mins after I’ve picked over every word of your copy [up to 5 pages, that is]. I’ll talk you through each of my suggestions and copy recommendations.

But I won’t just tell you what needs tweaking. I’ll explain why, too. 

You’re not only learning how to write in a way that brings in more buckaroos, but also how to apply what you’ve learned to other areas of your biz where copy’s involved. Hint: it’s everywhere.

This makes The Copy Beast Experience a butt-kickin’ solution if you want to improve THE biggest game-changing skill when it comes to running a biz… writing words that move your dreamies into action.

INVESTMENT: $1500 USD

How Sheryl Slayed Her Words

Hear all about The Copy Beast Experience directly from one of my badass mentees, Sheryl Wagner.

The whole copy mentorship experience has been so helpful for me - I wish I would have done it sooner!

Sheryl | Sheryl Wagner Mediumship

The Challenge

I wanted to improve my website copy and have it sound more like me. I hoped to gain some skills in writing for selling - more authentic than the ones I acquired in the car business LOL.

The only hesitation I had before hiring Robyn was because I felt like I was already a writer - I hesitated to reach out because I felt like I was cheating haha!

The Vibe

Hands down, Robyn’s authenticity and the fact that I always end up reading her captions and emails to the end made me want to work with her. It also helped that my work seemed to resonate with her, I am always worried people are put off by mediumship, and it's hard to know. The fact that she responded to my content made me comfortable.

The Results

The Copy Beast Experience is one of the best investments I’ve made in myself - I feel so much more confident writing copy now. 

Since I started working with Robyn, I launched my Mediumship with the Moon events and my newsletter The Electric Curtain hit the 3-month mark. I also updated all my website copy and raised my rates.

The Recommendation

Besides Robyn’s awesome personality...The feedback and wrap-up after the calls were easy for my ADHD brain to digest. It made this whole process doable for me.

Robyn really gets it. She listens, empathizes, and will help you sound exactly like you but better!

What to expect:

You waffle on and on and on... not sure how to say everything you need to say with fewer words.

BEFORE

AFTER

You know how to write about the badassery you bring to the battle clearly and concisely.

BEFORE

Writing to sell scares the bejeezus out of ya. You don’t want to sound like a pushy bag o’ sleaze.

You feel good about putting what you’ve got out there. 'Cause you know how to write in a way that centers the human on the other side.

AFTER

Your dreamies ain't sticking around long enough to read about the awesomeness you're serving up.

BEFORE

AFTER

Their eyes gleefully devour your words 'cause you know how to be strategic with killer headline copy.

BEFORE

Your best words get buried under your corporate speak leftovers.

Institutional gobbledygook be gone! The best part? You actually sound like you!

AFTER

This is for you if you’re:

Sick of winging it when it comes to writing copy for your badass biz. You crave the skills to confidently slay any copy that comes your way - without having to fork out thousands on a pro copywriter every time. (‘Cause YOU’RE the pro now!)

A bébé copywriter longing for hand-holding as you hone your craft. Train hard with a mentor who’s been where you are now and get the word-slaying guidance to take you from “I still feel like I don’t know wtf I’m doing” to “HECK YES! I got this!”

Done staring blankly at that half-finished Google doc of [website/sales page/email/social] copy. You’re ready to put in the work - while having your very own cheerleader and copy chief to turn to - and get that beast slain!

[The Copy Beast Experience] was exactly what I needed to take my website from good to great. I’ve already made back double my investment* just from having people land on my website and be able to soak up the vision.

Kristen| Enneagram Leadership Coach

*Transparency time. Kristen invested in this service when it was at a lower price point.

FAQs

  • My questionnaires are known to be quite beastly in their own right. They’re designed to help you get clarity on your business, ideal client, and how to weave everything together as you develop your copywriting skills. Yes, they will take some effort and honest introspection, but the more detailed you can be, the more it will benefit your copy. Promise.

  • Totally. Web copy is usually the go-to pick for most Beasters, but I can look over emails, social captions, product descriptions, sales pages (sales pages are length-dependent), or any other bits of copy you have in mind.

  • I’ll go over every annotation and suggesiton I’ve made on your copy, explaining my thinking and going deeper into the why of my decisions. Because the only way you can learn to write better copy is by understanding what works - and what doesn’t. You’ll also get all my feedback and suggestions about possible opportunities I see for you and your biz. I’ll share it all, and you can ask as many quesitons as you like. I’ve been known to be brutally honest, but always kind, too. And remember - you’re the expert on your biz, so take what works for you, and leave the rest.

  • You’ll get forever access to all Google Docs with all my notes & suggestions included, a recording of our call so you can listen back whenever you need to refresh your memory of our convo, and finally the in-depth overview doc, which covers everything else I find - like marketing opportunities or ways you can optimize your site for searchability.

  • Yes! After our call, you get 30 days of Voxer access to me, Mon-Thurs 9am-3pm CST, so you can shoot me any questions you have as you implement the recommendations and start writing your new copy.

  • If after the first call you decide you loved the process so much and want extended copy coaching support, you can sign up for another 2x 60min calls for $600. This is an hella good option if you’re really looking to hone your copywriting skills and get pro feedback on your fresh words as you write. There’s also the option to upgrade your experience with my Complete Brand Messaging & Voice Guide ($750) which you can use to help support you, and any team members you bring on, in writing any and all new copy for your biz!

  • Abso-friggin-lutely. The main $900 CBE package can be split into two monthly payments of $450.

  • This service used to be called The Copy Consult. It’s been renamed to better reflect the sheer strength and power this beast provides to your copy and biz. Yeah!

Robyn was phenomenal at getting to the bottom of my voice and making recommendations for my copy. Her questionnaires were incredibly helpful not only for giving her info but for finding clarity myself! Before even having [The Copy Beast Experience] I felt empowered and more knowledgeable about what my own brand should sound like.

Amy | Blue Raspberry Design