Bring your copy back to life with 60 minutes of delicious brain-picking & biz support from a pro copywriter.
Eat My Brains
Killer-copywriter eyes on a piece of copy you know NEEDS to bring the ethical personality-packed badassery?
Are you craving…
Graveyard daisy-fresh perspective on those - ahem - dead ends you keep stumbling towards in your biz
Someone savvy to whack about ideas with - who also knows a thing or two about transforming ideas into coin
Your very own undead cheerleader/ mindset mistress/ hype woman to liven you up along the way?!
Sounds yum so far, Robyn.
If you’re…
...an Entrepreneur yearning to add extra sauce to your socials, website, emails, or elsewhere
...a Small Biz Owner longing to chat through meatier marketing strategy ideas
...a Copywriter craving a seasoned dinner companion (who's eaten at this biz-taurant before)
You have my attention...
Then EAT MY BRAINS might just be the snack for you
EAT MY BRAINS is hands down worth it. Robyn provided amazing value during the session. I was feeling overwhelmed with my brand voice and like it didn't really show the vision I have for my business.
It's so hard to do things for yourself as a business owner sometimes... But now, I feel super excited about the updates coming to my copy! EMB was exactly what I needed to help me Frankenstein something together for my one-liners.
Gabriela | Guilt Free Agency
INVESTMENT: $300
It’s the perfect dish if you’re…
Needing a quick copy fix and wanna get fast’n’fun feedback on how to revive your words with personality - & get your dreamies banging down your door like the walking dead
Curious about how to create more impact with your biz, but no clue where to focus your precious lifeforce energy
Absolutely dying to work with me, but wanna get a taste of the E+S experience first
New to the copywriter life and want guidance on how to get clients or set up your biz for “IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!” success.
I'll cheers to that!
I’ll bring my…
Butt-kickin' biz brain
Pro-copywriter eyes
AND MY STILL-BEATING HEART… 'coz underneath all this gore I’m just a big softie who only wants the very best for you & your biz.
Mmmmmmmm
And all you gotta bring is…
Your notebook/notes app at the ready - only if you wanna, no presh. Our call will be recorded and sent to you as soon as we wrap
Anything that makes you feel as cozy as a coffin-dweller after a long night of creepin’...blanket, candle, warm bev of choice
AND YOUR BADASS SELF!
And the price tag?
For $300 snack on as much of my copywriting biz brain as you can in 60 minutes
Sample whatever you want - nothing's off the menu (within reason, of course)
There are no long, groan-inducing questionnaires to complete or contracts to sign, just a quick-bite form with a few key Qs.
Gal’s gotta know a bit about ya before she lets you chow down on her grey matter, don’t she?
Robyn is FANTASTIC at adding tons of personality to different people/brands' copy while still making each one feel unique. It's like she has a magic wand (her wonderful brain!) to *POOF* suddenly make your copy feel even more like you than when you first wrote it.
Claire | The Social Palm
INVESTMENT: $300
Take another glance at the menu…
Fingers groaning with frustration every time you gotta type content?
Get served pro-copywriter pointers and revive lifeless words
Dreamies not nibbling at your sales page?
Wrap your gnashers 'round killer sales page tweaks
Keep stumbling toward dead ends in your marketing?
Chomp on a tasty new perspective for getting your dreamies to bang down your door
Fresh-faced copywriter feeling trapped in a (biz) horror show?
Savor every bite of "I've been where you are now" guidance
On our EMB call, I felt like Robyn totally got me, and what a dream that is! She identified some weak points of my copy (that I already kinda knew) and also really highlighted what I was already doing well.
Now that I have some feedback on my copy and a shiny new mini brand messaging guide (so many good options to choose from in the mini BMG - seriously, they're all GOLD!) I feel so much better about making the tweaks my copy needs.
Brandee Nichols
FAQs
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Before we hop on the call, I’ll ask you what some of your goals/desired outcomes might be, but as often happens with these sorts of encounters, sometimes they can take unexpected turns! I will do my best to guide you and steer you, but I also love to leave plenty of room for expansion, possibility, and adventure…
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We can review several Insta captions so you can draw-in your dreamies as they scroll.
Get a quickie audit of your nurture/welcome sequence.
Tasty feedback on 1 long-form sales page.
Brainstorming a delish new biz plan of action for you for 2024.
Consulting and/or strategizing on specific biz goal you might have.
Get feedback/advice/second pair of eyes on a new offer or idea for your biz.
Review your buyer’s journey and inject it with life whereever it might need some TLC.
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If after our call you decide you wanna invest in any of my other copywriting services, enjoy a $100 credit towards your next investment. No expiry on this! 😜 (Can only be used once, after your first EMB session - if you book any future EMB sessions, this offer will not be applied again).
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You’ll get sent directly to a nifty Dubsado proposal form. Just select what you want. After, you’ll be taken directly to your invoice. Once you’re all paid, you’ll get sent a short questionnaire and a calendar link to book your EMB session! Can’t wait to dine with you, bébé.
Add a little something extra to your meal…
Mini Brand Messaging Guide
(usual price $300)
Order a Mini Brand Messaging Guide for added bite.
After your meal, I'll whip up a mini version of my Complete Brand Voice & Messaging Guide, which includes:
Mission Statement
Core Values
Mini Tone & Voice Guide
Tagline/s
This is a tasty option for ya if you've been longing for clarity on your copy's direction and want a solid starting point for building out your brand messaging.
